Qui Vivra Verra
Posted On: Nov 29, 2018 19:18:43 GMT 7
Post by camaraderie on Nov 29, 2018 19:18:43 GMT 7
Hey Kev, have you ever met a Half-Elf woman? No?
Do you know one of their physical traits that makes them different than human?
Then listen, listen carefully.
Then listen, listen carefully.
Half-elves don't have facial hair, and more importantly they don't have body hair.
Their only hair are on top of their head.
Why is this important? Well, you see.
When you shave or pluck your hair, there's usually some of its root left in the skin.
I don't exactly study things like this but you should get the point.
No matter how clean you shave, there's still some semblance of roughness there.
This things shouldn't apply to half-elves. There were no hair there to begin with.
Imagine.
Smooth legs. Smooth arms.
Smooth armpits.
Smooth. Armpits.
...
..
.
Now, I don't know any half-elf around. This is just a small village.
What I do know, is that somewhere far, far away from Storm Coast,
there is a brothel which have every living race in we know of.
That means half-elves! Remember the name, my friend:
Qui Vivra Verra